January 20, 2009

Will do math for work.

Filed under: Math — Jonathan @ 1:40 pm

Haha, I love this!

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January 15, 2009

Mathematical proof that girls are evil.

Filed under: Math — Jonathan @ 1:55 am

I’ve always loved this, so I figured I’d just put it into text here for anyone that hasn’t seen it before!

Proof that girls are evil:

First, assume that girls will require time and money.
girls = time × money

We all know that “time is money.”
time = money

Therefore:
girls = money × money
girls = (money)²

And because “money is the root of all evil”, we know that:
money = √‾evil

Therefore:
girls = (√‾evil)²

The square simply cancels the square root and we are left with:
girls = evil

end of proof.

January 13, 2009

Lots of web coding.

Filed under: Websites — Jonathan @ 2:32 am

It didn’t take me too long to totally rebuild two websites, and I think they came out great. I would appreciate it if everyone could have a look. First, I decided, out of no where, to rebuild my own site. Why? I couldn’t tell you, but I think it came out much nicer:

www.corpusvile.com

I wanted to give it a more solid look and feel.. Ready for the job market, I guess? This just looks a lot cleaner and is much more expandable. I am excited to add more to it (first will probably be more puzzles/solutions and media/animations). I can’t wait to have some fun!

Second, I decided to just rebuild the site I made for my buddy Jon. We had tons of changes we wanted to make, so I just started from scratch which wound up being tons easier.. AND fast! I built this site in less then 24 hours!

www.jonbrandcollection.com

After all this in a couple of days, I am wiped! Time for some sleep.

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