January 15, 2009

Mathematical proof that girls are evil.

Filed under: Math — Jonathan @ 1:55 am

I’ve always loved this, so I figured I’d just put it into text here for anyone that hasn’t seen it before!

Proof that girls are evil:

First, assume that girls will require time and money.
girls = time × money

We all know that “time is money.”
time = money

Therefore:
girls = money × money
girls = (money)²

And because “money is the root of all evil”, we know that:
money = √‾evil

Therefore:
girls = (√‾evil)²

The square simply cancels the square root and we are left with:
girls = evil

end of proof.

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